Each season is a beautiful mystery you cannot possibly predict *best player gets ejected for spitting on the quarterback before the first play from scrimmage*

What an absolutely idiotic sequence of events by the Birds.

Most of Dak's completed passes in the direction of Adoree Jackson. Seems suboptimal.

I'm good on Adoree Jackson for tonight. Hard to believe Ringo might be worse.

Sorry, Vikings fans. The Eagles fan out front should've told you about Wentz.

I can't believe we can't just figure out how to involve AJ without force feeding.

This is a Super Bowl caliber defense.

The offense, however.

This entire stadium might fist fight Kevin Patullo if this drive goes sideways.

Of course it's coming back.

Strap Sirianni down and buzz his head at halftime

Another 3 and out. Sublime.

The shitty thing is, we're only a touchdown away because Chicago can't put points on the board. Could still win, despite nothing being solved on offense. Almost need an embarassing blowout loss where the offense completely hits the skids for Patullo to get demoted.

Byard was cooked in the Eagles secondary. Naturally he'll pick off Hurts here.

Curious if we're seeing Sirianni take over some playcalling here. Barkley in motion with a QB draw. Double move down the field to Brown. Feels like a completely different playsheet.

Excellent time for the defense to take a nap here.

Nothing like firing a pass five yards short of the sticks to AJ Brown.

If you're not firing Patullo this weekend with an extended week ahead, they're just not firing him and we can just watch the rest of this season slip away.

We're going to score here and make it a one-score game again, just to get us interested then kicked in the balls at the end of the game.

Hunt couldn't contain the edge. First down.