Barbie didn’t give me an eating disorder. Barbie was a plastic toy. The literal 1000s of magazines and talk shows calling, like, Jane Krakowski “the fat one on ALLY MCBEAL” gave me an eating disorder.

random American mother: I work two jobs to feed my family. I can't afford therapy for my son who survived a mass shooting. It's the hottest day on record. The UPS truck I work in has no AC. Please help me. GOP Congressman: Urgent! The Barbie movie is gay and Ken transed my wife.

Donald Trump is just 3 years younger than President Biden. Biden can run a 5k and ride a bike. Trump shits his adult diapers twice a day and can’t walk down a ramp without help. You can shove your “Joe’s to old” up your asses.

RFK Jr is the victim of a devious conspiracy called video recording.

Teaching kids that enslaved people developed skills that could be “applied to their personal benefit” is like saying concentration camps are bad, but at least they got free tattoos.

Devin Nunes’ cow 🐮 RFK Jr. has resting imbecile face.

She's in that shitty movie because no one else will hire her.

Trump’s hairpiece saw it’s shadow; that means 6 more weeks of indictments.

Yes

In this Florida town, it was a tradition: morning Mass, eggs and waffles, then over to the old plantation to help the slaves develop skills for their personal benefit. But now the woke mob is trying to take all of that away.

I dance like people wish they weren't watching.

I miss NYC.

Honestly really depressing that the thing that made me leave Congress - nonconsensually shared intimate images - are now being openly displayed IN Congress. The GOP is the party of revenge porn.

I want my life back the way it was before Trump came down the escalator and proceeded to fuck up the Country. Who's with me ..?

Do you know who is one hell of a man? Hunter Biden. All the crap that the Republicans are putting him and his family through and is still able to maintain sobriety is one hell of a man. You go Hunter. We have your back. Don’t let them break you.

My therapist: And what do we need to say to ourselves when we have recurring negative thoughts and patterns that must be addressed in order to process them properly? Me: Come on Barbie let’s go party My therapist: No

Before this goes X, find me on Threads as InfiniteElaine. I love knitting, hate Trump, and play pickleball. It seams Threads is sew, sew nice.