We are living in a house of cards!

Did you know you can tell the age of a fake Christmas tree by counting the rings of tape on the box?

Se DET er julepynt jeg forstår.

🧵Her går Anneli Rønning i Den nordiske motstandsbevegelsens uniform i nazimarsj, før hun ble fratatt fire skytevåpen fordi svensk politi fryktet hva voldsdømte høyreekstremister kunne gjøre med geværene. Nå er hun programleder i «Alternativ Media» i Norge filternyheter.no/alternativ-med…

Me watching Wednesday (Via Reddit: reddit.com/r/memes/commen…

A little girl wrote to the Los Angeles Department of Animal Control asking if she could have a pet unicorn. Their response is everything. ❤️

That's it. I'm leaving Twitter 👋🏻

A study showed that M25 widening did not result in less congestion, but rather more people used it and quickly gobbled up extra capacity. The economic model to justify the investment relied on the promise of higher traffic speeds. I promise you, one more lane won’t fix it.

Lula in inauguration speech: “Brazil does not need to deforest to expand the agricultural frontier, but to replant 30 million (square kilometres of) cleared areas. There is no need to invade our biomes.”

Elon changed the Twitter algorithm so we could all be exposed to the maga peeps more regularly (and I guess be persuaded). So having been exposed to them more regularly for a few months now, one thing really sticks out: My God, these people are fucking stupid.

Det beste med BBC Eurovision er Twitter 🤩

Det er en historie bak dette flagget. En eldre dame stod foran meg. Hun ville se kongen, da hun var bekymret dette kanskje var siste gangen han ville klare det. Flagget hadde vært hennes far sitt. Og på trestangen var det inngravert hans navn og «1945»

Forget-me-not fun fact: the yellow ring at the flower’s centre fades to white after pollination, signalling to insects there’s no more nectar. The insects therefore learn to visit the flowers that haven’t yet been pollinated, ensuring no forget-me-not flower is forgotten 🤙

I've asked an AI to generate a trailer for a HEIDI movie and now I can never sleep again

Tidenes dummeste rebranding.

The new tagline for twitter/X is “Blaze your glory!” I hope they offer a less enthusiastic option for British users. Perhaps something along the lines of “give it a go” or “it is what it is”