On a day to day, the BEST thing about a #BidenHarris win will be that my kids will no longer walk into the kitchen to find my husband and I just standing there silently and holding each other. #VoteResponsibly

Katie Porter and that 1 dog beach are the only good things that happen in Orange County.

As you #doomscroll the night away, I want to remind you that you have gone above and beyond, done everything you can and have made everyone really fucking proud. This is for sure going on your permanent record. 🌊🌊🌊

This is the best tasting $10 white wine I’ve ever had in my fucking life.

America.

America.

OR There’s no lack of communication. Nothing is broken and America is working as designed.

Public service announcement: It’s already sold out. #FOO

.Alanis Morissette will sing to you at the link below! 🎤 🔗: fox.tv/greatnorthtw_2…

Prepare to strap in and be fucking delighted.

Bob’s Burgers won Best TV/Media at the Annie Awards tonight and I got to accept the award on stage. The biggest congrats to the whole Bob’s team! 😍🍔😍

My 1st episode airs tonight! SCREAM it in the face of everyone you know please!! 🍔❤️

One of the better bands of the 2020s is all…

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Well a little something to see… My 2nd episode of Bob’s Burgers airs tonight!! It’s not a Mother’s Day episode but it’s not NOT a Mother’s Day episode?? And baby angel guest stars and along with everyone else, kills it (per youjj). Keep smiling!!!

My thoughts...

You don't need more reasons to love Bob's buuuuuuutt here's some anyway. #butt

More like Boo Barrymore.

What is up fellow skibidi toileters!! It’s your one and only host here Lindsey Stoddart!! BOYYZ! I’m here to talk to you about the 69420 do’s and one dont’s of watching skibidi toilet while on the toilet! But that’s for next week cya on the poop side- whoops, I meant flip!