Local anti-semitism intensified Sunday w/ arson attempt at Congregation Beth Israel in Austin. We stand w/ our Jewish friends, renounce such hate, repent of Christian complicity in vilifying neighbors, & will work to be better allies. Start here! cdn.fedweb.org/fed-104/309/Re… #BeFaith

Hey @Lindseygrahamsc how much for this handle? 👀👀 I'm tired of all the mentions

LEAN LAW #1: Ditch the diet! Find out how the slimmest among us stay that way: ow.ly/slUOX

Oh, not Friday? Nevermind.

64 days until Veronica Mars debuts, 64 eps in original series & starting now, @Amazon Prime members watch for free. bit.ly/vm-amazon

Seiously, @lindseygrahamsc @grahamblog if you want this twitter handle, it's yours. I'm tired of all the messages.

I sure am glad @SweetPea327 and Alicia Marie have my back

If my refrigerator magnet can't hold up your wedding invitation, you've gone too far.

@RBMORD #yourewelcome #notasenator

@Ram_Pante #notasenator

Your stadium, Cougars!

Doin' the Lord's work doesn't pay much per hour, but I'm told there's a mighty fine retirement plan.

@pharris830 #notasenator

For anyone wishing to donate to Houston's homeless in memory of a wonderful person. razoo.com/story/Kerrisho… #suicideprevention #homeless

Hating the president is like thinking the ventriloquist was nice but being offended by the dummy

I just downloaded #Airbag-free-font by #itsmesimon. Go get it yourself at bit.ly/LXGJvV

@burpeesRfun @WickChris John McCain At least get the twitter handle correct (Lindsey Graham)

@jlanglegal Communication is such a fickle thing, isn't it? It would be improved if you communicated with the right person. @lindseygrahamsc

Greg Ward TD gives Houston 7-0 lead on FSU in #PeachBowl #HOUvsFSU vine.co/v/iq9MXOuqYda

Getting called out for stuff you didn't do because of your name, Rachael Ray? Welcome to my world