My mom at my funeral: “Why do you have to make EVERYTHING about you? I didn’t like your tone earlier at the memorial service.”

I drink water from a can instead of a bottle because crushing a plastic bottle on your forehead after chugging it doesn't look badass, it looks dumb. #LiquidDeath

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This was fun!

This was a super fun time.

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Comedian LINDSAY GLAZER COMEDY release new album Thanks, Dad. via Comedy Dynamics vegas24seven.com/fa13

Damn!

Made a sketch with my friend LINDSAY GLAZER COMEDY about when a male comics asks a female comic to “write”.

I told my date I was going to get lasik and he was like are you sure you want to see your need for excessive approval from people you don’t even like?

RIP Michelle Trachtenberg thank you for your contributions to this industry, you made it better and the world a better place. You will be missed…

Chamath Palihapitiya My husband's job got doged today Department of Government Efficiency. Were not sure why. He does the Dry Rollover Egress Training for Camp Pendleton. He is the ONLY ONE who does it for the entire base. This training give military members a 265% increased chance of surviving this type of predicament. They're

Critic Fans!!!! You keep telling me you want it back. I've been trying for years! Well, now, creator Al Jean is on board!!! If you want it back, we need your help! Please like this post and spread the word! So we can show the studio, how many people want it!

🚨 BREAKING: Hamas militias have killed 22-year-old Odai Naser Saadi, one of the leaders of the anti-Hamas protest movement in Gaza. He was kidnapped, tortured for four hours, and then executed. His body was dumped at the doorstep of his family’s home, with a chilling message:

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Mohamad Soliman threw Molotov cocktails at a group of Jews in an attempt to burn them alive—simply for being Jewish. The firebombing of Jews in Boulder, Colorado is the latest act of antisemitic terrorism inspired by “Globalize the Intifada,” which must be recognized for what it

You don’t get to call for an intifada for 20 months straight and then say “this isn’t what I meant” when Jews are shot or set on fire. What exactly did you think happened during the Intifadas?

As a fellow Russian Jew and one who despises Bibi yelling at a random Jew will not, "Free Palestine."