Kiwi is just so so strange

A reality show that involves meeting the love of your life except you just stare at each other while eating breakfast burritos in total silence

pet peeve #1,332: when the vegan restaurant calls crab cakes “crab cakes” but there’s no crab. let’s just call it what it is, steve

legit researched facts about grasshoppers for fun last night. FOR FUN. (they have a thousand eyes, btw)

this week the digital media industry went up in flames, but chipotle, dominos and burger king are all still thriving let me tell you

”Stars Are Blind” might just be the most underrated song of our time

30 going on 93 am i right

give me one good reason not to postmates NYC pizza to LA. i’ll wait

depression is god awful and for a person to be so open, honest and positive about their own struggles, only to lose the battle breaks my damn heart. 💔

There’s a special place in hell for those who don’t know how to properly de-board an airplane.

kacey musgraves is singlehandedly getting me through this flight

*on a date* him: me: him:

i’ve said it a trillion times and i’ll say it again

nothing and i mean NOTHING beats @bisquick pancakes don’t @ me

"Your indifference cost these men and women their most valuable commodity: time." Jon Stewart receives a standing ovation from 9/11 first responders after slamming lawmakers for failing to fund programs providing healthcare to the first responders abcn.ws/2Tk3IrO

a woman at the airport just walked up to the bar, ordered a lemon drop shot (my college go-to), knocked it back, paid ca$h and walked away, all without sitting down or making eye contact with a single person. MY HERO.

i've never related to anything more

love love loved interviewing these two gems! Chris Pratt Tom Holland

hi, twitter. it’s been awhile. what’d i miss?