still haven't decided if i want a relationship or just someone who texts me back consistently

Just read an article about how Christian's are mad about the new holiday Starbucks cup. Ya'll are fucking insane! 😷😧

Chilling out max, relaxin all cool, not shooting b-ball cause I suck at sports...

I don't care who you are. Money buys happiness. My truck is proof.

When I get married the entire wedding party will take a beautiful picture of us all fingering the camera!

When you tell people you dropped out of high school at 14 and then get into your 30 thousand dollar truck! 😂😄

Pretty sure I'm better at the "innocent slut" game than I give myself credit for.

But since my future husband isn't talking to me anymore I'll just have fun with option number 2..

When one of your best guy friends promises to send you a snapchat of his cum with the caption about dead babies. #myfriendsgetme

When you sleep with a guy who's against abortion... but doesn't have his own condoms... #whatchutrynado #thisisanobabyzone

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Created my own Lemon Yogurt muffin recipe today. It's perfect! 👌💞

Friends are starting to not like me, I feel. And all I can say is: it took you long enough!

I remember why I never used to drink before doing drugs... it sucks!

I've started to become a huge fan of rainy days. 💧☔☁💦

Just like clock work. The ex strikes back.

On days when my boss doesn't show up around the expected time I like to think he's dead.

It wasn't a white Christmas and it wasn't a white New Years. Here's to good night sleeps and money in the bank. #2016

When you massage your sore feet and start making sex noises..

Some people do things thinking you'll never know youtu.be/ZKbF5J5hLXg