Hey Steven Cohen after years of being burned, my friend Brian has no faith the Mets will be better. Do you have some words of encouragement for my grumpy friend?

Just how bad are the Jets?

So how bout those Mets? When do Pitchers and Catchers report? #jets

What do I do? Just got a phone call asking me to QB the Jets this weekend.

Amazingly a #Jets jersey actually exists that you could give as a gift & not get spit on for it (pic via @_NickBrewer)