"Barney Stinson: I wish exercising was as easy as eating."Quinta-Mari

"Barney Stinson: My daily routine: Wake up, Be Awesome, Go back to sleep."Tracey-Lee February

"@itsDorry: im buysexual... u buy me food, i become sexual"Quinta-Mari

"@itsDorry: writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test"Lu-Mae Malan #onsisdeur #hallelujah #thanksantiekoobs

"@itsDorry: my greatest talent is being able to watching 5 years worth of a tv show in one week"Quinta-Mari

So, whens the next gig bru? Kurt Gouwsventer #hipsterweesisals #frontrow #drummer #selfies

"Mind Blowing: Friendships with people that have awkward personalities tend to last the longest." @retha_dw #yaaaaaaaaaay #thereishope

"Baby Animals: sometimes you just need to lay on the floor pic.x.com/axd1VyheEF" Marial Jordaan

Theres no tool, in this pool.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ByuzhK… Hannes Viljoen #viiiiines

World must avoid 'complete chaos' in central Africa: UN bit.ly/1c65EXN

Death toll from spate of Iraq attacks rises to 46 bit.ly/IqaoMn

"Times LIVE: Kidnapping on the rise in Mozambique bit.ly/1iNoeXB" Hannes Viljoen

@Jana_Kotze1 geniet dit mooiste ladies.

'Ons is so hipster, ons bring mxit terug.' @miekebadenhorst Kurt Gouwsventer