Hey Olivia Messer Barbed Wire is going to go places!!

This was NOT in my Bingo card!!

Will there be interviews with Cheryl Hines tomorrow?

Are you saying Ronan Farrow should do that profile?

Best thing on the interwebs today.

imagine being ryan lizza >leave your family for a younger woman >get me too'd >get engaged to said woman >failed book deal with fiancée >wake up at 4 AM every day to write a newsletter >fiancée starts sexting an older man with brain worms

Yesterday was a bender, kinda like the one Matt Gaetz went to with a minor.

What did Matt Gaetz do now?

Matt Gaetz fucks around and poor Matt Gertz finds out

Um, a birdbrain?

This is fantastic in terms of pushing our understanding of the Universe.

What are you thinking?

Does Diddy drink the baby oil as a laxative?

Can I report a murder?

Loomer got hoovered.

POTUS doesn't set interest rates. When will these folks learn?

This is an absolutely stunning picture. #Hubble

Let the Dana bashing begin!

Are you clairvoyant?

Gotta admit, Jocelyn always looks like a boss!!