“Hmph, what a grumpy little thing he is. I wouldn’t allow that thing to get free rides from me with that attitude.” He’d leave the scarf alone and investigate Captain from top to bottom. Might he be hiding another one of those things? Perhaps living socks?!

“Well, yes I am. A living grumpy scarf is not an everyday thing even for me. I was wondering if you had other things like that on you.”

“Ah... okay. I mean, it’s nice of you to do that but don’t you think they might be taking advantage of you at some point? They could be nothing but outer space leeches or parasites.”

“Yeah sure, whatever you say Captain. One of these days you’ll call for me in tears asking me to kick the parasites out of you.”

“Fine by me. All I need is my brother.”

He’d throw an apple at @excutiioner . ... It’s been a while since he saw the cold lady around.

“You say that as if someone were after my brother. There are people that stand against us but they are no threat— I think.”

“Well they shouldn’t be. Me and my brother are the definition of greatness. You might be strong— really strong, but I’m sure me and my brother could give you a hard time if put against you.”

“Huh? What would that be? Do you store atomic bombs or something old ma— I mean, Captain!”

“What? A cup of coffee? Is that what that is?” The machine would get closer to them and slowly lean his head towards the thing in Captain’s hands.

“Hello!” He’d wave right after greeting the... mug. After a few seconds Eve would start to feel dumb. First a scarf and now he’s greeting a mug. He had a feeling that by the end of his interaction with this friend of his he’ll end up out of his mind talking to random objects.

“Ah, at this point I’m not even surprised. All your little friends seem to have trouble interacting with other beings besides you. Maybe it’s just with me, they must feel intimidated in front of greatness.”

“That little... All I see is a dumb mug, why would a god fear such thing or praise it. I’m afraid these parasitic creatures you carry around with you are brainwashing you causing you to speak of them as if they were the greatest things to ever come to existence.”

Eve would take what he said about the mug back. He was astonished but would quickly shake off the awe. “Okay, well, I guess it’s not just a mug. I honestly thought it was safe to drink from that but now I rather not.”

“Your stomach must be some type of black hole by now after so many days drinking whatever that thing offers you. It could be the devil’s piss and you’d still drink it, so you’re at fault too.”

He’d remain quiet for a few seconds while his sight hovered from the masked one to the mug once again. “Let me... have a sip.”

The machine felt a little upset that his friend handed him over something that could possibly kill him without hesitation, oh well. Eve reached for the mug until successfully obtaining it from Captain. “Say... what did he taste like for you today?”

//every time i open twitter theres something new about that virus

“You’re brave to be saying something like that whilst being this close to me.” A smile emerged from his face but that would soon turn into a soft chuckle. “You’re the... resistance leader. I suppose the bravery comes with that title of yours.”

“Oh no.”