“did you get that art done?”

“sure did, boss. created a metaphor that implies trans people are nearly immortal, and the more you attack the stronger they get. also made it metal as fuck, on principle.”

“what”

New slice just dropped this is big news in the sandwich community

I wanna be friends with Matt Honeycutt from Kublai Khan TX so bad

Teddy and Pickle say fuck the tories #dogsatpollingstations

I should have known that by ordering beermats we’d immediately begin the bombardment of enthusiasts

God damn it it’s Sam Campbell

starmer refuses to acknowledge the legally recognised gender of trans women but will refer to the state of israel as a woman whilst defending “her” genocide until the cows come home

We’re seeing Blindboy at the Hammersmith Apollo tonight; does anyone have any good food recs around there for beforehand?

lol great

Babe what’s up you’ve barely touched your bimbo bagels

Realising that they removed a lot of Nick Mohammed’s reflections in this series of Taskmaster because he’s dressed as a vampire :) this show :) it is my everything :)

Holy shit I just remembered the existence of Elliot Minor

he ate cuntaminated food at the mother buffet and had explosive slayarrhea