this is now a thomas edison hate account

It’s time to give the people what they want. SpongeBob SquarePants Kraft Macaroni & Cheese shapes are back!

Me: Why did my alarm not go off? My alarm:

i was today years old when i realized the pig wasnt going shopping :(

goddamn it’s nice af outside

If you arent a skilled mixologist just say that....

“i literally told you yesterday” me:

RIP Betty White 🤍 my sis served all 99 years

Six more weeks of flavor

no 😌

me telling my mom a secret: my mom the next day:

SnoopDobbyDobb

this is what jimmy fallon looks like

that one friend that don’t play about Tove Lo

the first 20 seconds of this song could literally wake me out of a coma

Why, as a hair, would you even wanna be ingrown. Like why are you doing that???