Probably

What sort of DNA tests come up with such results?

Come on Liberal Democrats and The Green Party ! #GetTorieOut

Was it clean in those days?

And remember to #VoteKhan to#KeepToriesOut

Only one spoonful a day

What’s LBC?

#LondonVoteKhan

And meanwhile #VoteTactically to #GetToriesOut

Come on Liberal Democrats and The Green Party you know what you need to do!

They are the biggest criminals

It’s a hard choice but I think yes

The fact that Gillian Keegan MP went to a faith school is not a recommendation. Hardly inspired any moral sense

Why is no one allowed to call out their lies

She’s worse than an idiot

But not to offer them special status

And where is #SangitaMyska ?

Never happens, perhaps they go to the self service checkout

And then they find one failed asylum seeker and bribe him to go!

I don’t think Alistair would be daft enough to ask her.

Really Dad, what do you take us for?

She’s trying to sort things out with her husband and probably never will