If bitcoin had nipples, they would probably be pancakes

If bitcoin had a vagina, it would be waxed

If bitcoin had a dick, it would take it off because it was only a strap-on

If bitcoin had hands, it would rub its ripples

If btc and bch made out with each other, who would be the real bitch?

If bitcoin had legs, it could probably do the splits while getting fricked😚

If Bitcoin was wearing panties, they would be Pina colada edible panties with a bite taken out

Too many people think they know shit, please get over yourself. Also Kanye's music is garbage.

I think I found it. Would you live here? Has WiFi and many books, but leaving and coming back might be a hassle. If you don’t mind the seclusion and you would live here anyway, RT.

If bitcoin goes to 8,000 tonight I will send everyone who retweets this a gram

#TATip Keep a meticulous journal of all your trades. - Screenshot of the Setup - Amount Risked - Risk:Reward - Entry/Target/Stop Loss - Reason for the Trade 🗝 - Management (e.g. moving stop loss) - Result See what links your winners and your losers. Take trading seriously.

Thread: There is no magic indicator, person, paid group or system that can transform you into a consistently profitable trader. Every indicator that has been made was made by someone for THEMSELVES, they used it to fix or enhance a certain aspect of their trading system/style.

last december, alt season started with quick adam and eve bottoms on all alts. I made massive massive returns this week, and it was from buying the bottom of the eve, and buying the breakout from the neckline. not from chasing green my point is: patterns repeat, learn to trade

Mr TA every time i mention trading off supply/demand basics people laugh

Everyday my mind is blown by the stupidity of people. Just when I think I've seen the dumbest shit ever, something even more idiotic happens. The hive never learns, and is spiraling to Zero IQ levels. Jebus Crust is our only hope.

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CT is full of sensitive lil bitches. Just cuz you have a bunch of low IQ followers lookin for free money doesn't make you a god lol gfy if you lame af.

If you eat Bitcoin, you will shitcoin.