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Daddy

@lifeissavage

Biscuit of mythical splendor. Head of content and social at a digital agency. Questions everything.

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calendar_today13-07-2009 19:58:08

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Im no snake catcher but common sense tells me that this pro snake catcher was really doing some amateur shit. Surely you take one cobra out, close the door and put it in the bucket. Then catch the other cobra. Why do both at the same time? tiktok.com/@reptilesofsou…

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Guys...Can we please discuss what mattress you have? Brand name, springs, foam, hybrid, turnable etc. What kind kind do you have and are you happy or did you a have a better one in the past? Buying a new one and the options are overwhelming.

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Can someone please explain how this works? Its never been more than stage 3 today and currently stage 2. How is it that we get 7.5 hours of loadshedding?

Can someone please explain how this works? Its never been more than stage 3 today and currently stage 2. How is it that we get 7.5 hours of loadshedding?
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Everyone calm down... I have it on good authority that technicians at Meta have escalated the Facebook and Instagram outage to the highest level and Mark Zuckerberg himself is troubleshooting the issue.

Everyone calm down... I have it on good authority that technicians at Meta have escalated the Facebook and Instagram outage to the highest level and Mark Zuckerberg himself is troubleshooting the issue.
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Football fans... Can one of you explain why refs dont give a penalty anymore when goalkeepers have their foot outside the box when the take a goal kick? This was in #liverpool game just now.

Football fans... Can one of you explain why refs dont give a penalty anymore when goalkeepers have their foot outside the box when the take a goal kick? This was in #liverpool game just now.
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Random but what happened to all the hadeda's in Sea Point and Green Point? Used to be so many on promenade and urban park. Big groups but now havent seen or heard one in ages. Just me?

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Oooh lightning and thunder over the CBD. Cue all of cape town coming onto socials to let you know. And also brace yourself for the sudden increase in kak driving

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The whole explanation & confusion about the meaning of 'immediately' with regards to the Mchunu's directive could have easily been avoided if he wrote that he wanted the PKTT disbanded 'just now' like any good Capetonian would have done. #Mathale #adhoc #mkhwanazi #immediately

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Hey takealot ...please explain to us South Africans. Your blue dot sale is still on right? With even more deals and specials promised today on Cyber Monday So how come the same airfryer last week was R2349 and today its R2799? Other items also went up from last week...

Hey <a href="/TAKEALOT/">takealot</a> ...please explain to us South Africans. Your blue dot sale is still on right? With even more deals and specials promised today on Cyber Monday

So how come the same airfryer last week was R2349 and today its R2799? 

Other items also went up from last week...
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Oh my word. Senzo trying to explain what he meant by 'immediately' on the directive is a joke. And the commissioners entertaining his explanation is also a joke. Who on earth qualifies a verb saying it the adverb is about the decision not the actual verb. This is so dumb

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Next year I want to travel immediately. In the next election i want south africans to vote immediately. At the world cup i have a feeling that the springboks will win immediately. Who tf speaks like that in person let alone on an official document.