Just like buffalo wings, honestly.

It’s easy, but there still is an oven or air fryer involved. But the combustion chance is still minimal.

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What doth thou propose?

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Congrats — she’s now one green ring pop richer.

Hmm… Deal. Tugs the window open with a well-aimed web strand just as the oven goes 𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚.

Hope it tastes like guilt.

Picking up his sleep schedule now, is she?

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“Since I stopped having enough money to afford other hobbies.” He contemplates spinning another web to open the oven, but then recalls his comment about money and opts to open it the old fashioned way. “It’s soothing, actually. It’s just chemistry, which I excel at.”

Jeez, not even sweatpants can protect his spidey-butt. “Sure, but you 𝘥𝘪𝘨 nerdy,” he retorts as he places the hot pan full of lightly battered cauliflower on the stove.

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