The "I'm not interested" starter pack

Me

People are so excited about the new iPhone but are yet to discover this amazing little gadget 🤔

"Take me back to Leeds festival" I can. But nobody will be there 🙃🙃🙃

When you're absolutely wasted and your friend brings over a shot of tequila

If I could get back all the money I've spent on food when drunk 😂

When your friend says "Do you wanna get drunk tonight?"

When you shove a sour candy in your mouth and it's more sour than expected

Me for the next few months

When u accidentally type "Hanks" instead of "Thanks"

Happy Easter holidays from my dog 🙃

All the time 😂

😂😂😂

When you go to RT something and it says "Sorry this tweet no longer exists"

The new iPhone X helps you lose weight. You buy it then you can't afford food for a month 😂

Made me laugh

When you drop your phone on your face whilst in bed 😂

As a child this scared the shit out of me 😂😂😭😭