2 weeks off starts now yaaaaaas!!!

Watching #BritAwards for the the first time in maybe 7 years and I’m sure I remember this being a lot better. I don’t recognise anyone. Love Roman Kemp but maybe he should stick to radio 🪵 Who is Raye?

No one tells you how much of adulthood is bribing yourself with a little treat in order to stave off psychosis.

I invented talking to my girlfriend. We both have to get hammered though or it doesn’t work

Just spent 2 minutes shouting hey siri what’s the weather to my Alexa. Think I’m ready for the weekend.

Throwback to when Dakota Johnson ended Ellen's career in her own TV show.

Interesting read with loads of valid points to consider…

I’m at a family party and we’re rotating songs. Upon my turn I asked for Mariah, as one does, and my 8 year old niece said no. I asked why, and she said “because I don’t know her.” 💀

Forever describing myself as a bad iPhone you have to charge 4 times a day

Triage refresher day for 11 of the senior nurses at Wythenshawe ED. Great work from the PEB team to facilitate. MFT Wythenshawe ED

To put this abysmal weather into context, 10 years ago today the weather was hot enough for me to write my dissertation sat in my garden. Coincidentally I’m spending the day in a jumper writing my current uni assignment!

Omg loved the aurora last night definitely didn’t sleep through it.

Is anyone else having issues with giffgaff ? No service for 2 days now - no identifiable issues, cleaned SIM, checked network on website, airplane mode etc.

I have been a bit down recently - I’ve started reading Feeling Great by David Burns and it is fab. The concept of what you see as your unfixable “bad” traits being what make you, YOU, if you just learn to look at them through a different lens is so powerful. #MentalHealthMatters

You’re Beautiful will be 20 years old next year, and you know I’m going to re-release that little bitch.

Any one of these Mariah Carey could've and should've been on that Apple Music 100 greatest albums list. Especially if the criteria is music that changed the landscape of of popular music.

I’m in an Italian restaurant and my dad asked for a Prawn Lamborghini instead of a Prawn Linguine…….

Elizabeth Garrett Anderson - workshop 2 full speed ahead! 📖 🖊️ 📚

Is there anything more unflattering than the CCTV on self-service kiosks in supermarkets 🤮

"This is where I come to cry - Cool." #Les Simpsons