Ok, I am giving away a few bluesky invites. Yours if I know you in real life. The rest go to anyone who is not what I like to call a “crazy asshole”

Lesli Linka Glatter should resign, right? Right?

I’m finally getting around to watching Beavis & Butthead Do The Universe and unfortunately this is the hardest I’ve laughed at a new movie in a while

Pain sponge

Twitter sucks. Elon Musk is a cunt.
I have lots of Bluesky invites for anyone who at least kind of knows me in real life.

Mitch McConnell is just trying to get Dianne Feinstein to notice him

This is really the dispiriting part about the strikes and the state of show business right now: the people running the studios hate TV and movies. They have contempt for what we do.

If they do this, I will drive down to Zaslav’s yacht and shove my TV up his ass.

For absolutely no reason, especially not a suspiciously timed profile on one of the most hated people in Hollywood, I am sharing this again.

Well I guess she doesn’t handle herself very well, does she

Where is the clip of Sandler saying “the price is wrong, bitch”? Why is that not 2/3 of my timeline?

Use AI, cowards

His mugshot alone weighs 215 pounds

But today he literally surrendered.

#veep team walking the line today with Julia Louis-Dreyfus #UnionStrong #WGA #SAG

This is incredible.

Elon Musk watching this debate, furious that he can’t be up there. He’s chewing his ketamine so hard he’s going to break a tooth