Cascading style sheets are half technology half voodoo.

#letoisms

You don’t plan to get horny but if you put yourself in the right room with the right ingredients you can get something wet.

Cooking is directed by urge. You feel it in the back of your head, in some section of the brain hard-wired to your nose and tongue, like your taint and todger are wired to the hypothalamus.

Good lesson for storytellers : It's the storyteller who get to frame the events. This is why I never liked the saying 'history is written by the victors.' It's not.

My penis is so pretty I love it.

Start with “My penis/pussy is” and let autocomplete finish the sentence.

Honestly, I’d be a great housewife if I was wife material.

There are two wolves inside of you. They're having sex. Where did you think this was going?

Stickers (printed) on book covers - yay or nay?

Started the new year with a hot mess. Tragically, it was not of the kind I enjoy, but the soup was good.

Happy New Year!

I often feel like Hercules when I'm in a meeting. Not because I'm epically strong, but because every time you cut off a head - aka finishing a topic - two more seem to spawn. Meeting hydras? I do not approve.

My bed is open for snuggles and sleep. In that order. Manoeuvre around the dogs - they have seniority over you.

Why does writing want to come when you should be sleeping?

If you read spicy romance and/or erotica - what is something you'd like to see (more of) in your books?

youtube just informed me there is an upcoming movie of Godzilla x Kong : The New Empire and I have the same feeling in my body I had when I discovered I could get an erection as a boy

It is one of those days where I'm checking the nose spray to see how many times I can use it before it makes my balls fall off or something. Proof that there is not intelligent design - my sinuses.

Is it sacrilegious to write a nun being gangbanged story if she only reluctantly encourages it? Asking for a friend.

What have you found fascinating today? I love finding odd topics I can research. Today for me it is Japanese pop stars who have decided to disappear from all associations. #questions #tellme

Women - do you expect husbands and boyfriends to know your bra size(s) and how to shop for them either by themselves or able to help you? #question #menarefrommars

You know what people don't make enough of? Pork stew.