I thank the universe every day that I wasn’t born dumb enough, evil enough, insecure enough and hateful enough to have grown up to become a trump supporter.

pro tip: if you're raising your arm to salute Donald Trump, you're on the wrong fucking side. holy fucking shit, pick up a history book

If you thought Trump was a successful businessman you were so wrong.

Today’s election will determine whether a woman in Texas can make her own decisions about her own body, health care, and future. Go vote.

Why the hell isn't Election Day a national holiday? I can't think of a more important day to give people off.

What the fuck, Florida?!?

Where are my Democrats? Who is PROUD to be BLUE tonight?

The Democrats are defying the gloom and doom and fighting like hell for each and every seat. I'm terribly proud of what we have achieved!

@GOPLeader Actually, the voters in California rehired her. What have YOU done for Americans lately? Here's a cheat sheet, incase you forgot.

@GOPLeader Gutless lying coward. Funny how you get control of the house and your first order of business is to investigate Hunter Biden and the laptop from “hell” and probably impeach Biden. No solutions or policies to reduce inflation, or gas prices.

every Democrat believes that if Hunter Biden broke the law, he should be punished. every Republican believes that Donald Trump should be above the law. any questions

Republicans get control of the House & the first they do is…No not explore how to tame inflation or crime etc. They launch an investigation of President & Hunter Biden. Boring. Divisive. Retro. Unwanted. Zero positive impact on the lives of Americans. Is this the real Red Wave?

Over the next few months, whenever you see a tweet about Hunter Biden from a GOP account, ask them what they’re doing about crime and inflation.

Aaron Judge. 2022 American League Most Valuable Player. Power. Magic. History. A season for the ages. #AllRise

Dear Elon Musk, No one wants Trump on Twitter. Sincerely, All Americans

We’ll defend every inch of Twitter from Trump, whether he’s here or not. Retweet if you’re with us.

Kevin McCarthy has no ideology, no core set of beliefs. He knows he can't become Speaker without support from the QAnon contingent of his members. So he will do whatever they ask, and remove me from the Intel Committee for holding Trump accountable. He stands for nothing.

your reminder that Elon Musk is not an engineer, Donald Trump is not a successful businessman and Ron DeSantis is not a human being

Aaron Judge bet on himself, and he won. Read all about it in “62: Aaron Judge, the New York Yankees and the Pursuit of Greatness,” coming soon from Atria Books!

your reminder that Elon Musk is not an engineer, Donald Trump is not a successful businessman, and Fox News is not news