It's good to tweet once or twice BEFORE coffee just to record the difference for science.

Today I made coffee for super important people. I'm going up in the world.

Oh crap I'm an idiot.

Excited to head out after work tonight. I really need the break.

Yawn.

Huh.

Here in these deep city lights...

Hm

Exciting day planned with Zoe Dayton!

I love New York but I think I really need to go somewhere else for a while.

Guess who won't be solely a coffee maker at the office!!!!!

How am I about to be 24? How is that okay.

So the promotion is great and everything but I swear my boss still facts like I'm his coffee monkey.

And also is SO rude to the actual assistants! I so hope I never become that corrupt.

Man I swear this city moves at hyper speed. So glad it's Friday. #exhausted

Thinking of heading to sunny Cali for a bit. I have some vacation days stored up.

As nice as it is to have an excuse to do nothing... I also like travel! And outdoors!

I'm staying under these 100 blankets so if you need me, well, just don't.

So fun fact: my power's out.

Power's back on and I can leave the house: apparently this was not an apocalypse.