Thinking about the last time the Phillies won the world series makes me feel old.

Sooner rather than later it looks like I'm going to be promoted to a management position. It was originally supposed to be in March. Now it could be in as little as 30 days. I'm kinda freaking out. I've never been a main manager just an assistant manager. This is crazy.

My son got suspended for 10 days and has to go to drug and alcohol classes.

I posted a reel on Instagram and somehow it has 10,000 likes. So weird.

I had coffee from 3 different places today. 7-11 Starbucks and Dunkin.

I'm 40 and work with a bunch of people in their early twenties and one 19 year old. They're always asking me for advice 🤣 I feel like I'm the wrong person for that. The 19 year old told me he likes talking to older people because you can learn stuff. I'm old lol.

I hate being included. Everyone's pressuring me about going to happy hour. I'm not much of a drinker or someone who likes hanging out with people lol

We just got a $330 kids Gucci belt in at work. Who the hell is buying that for a kid.

I almost got hit by a car least night. Like seriously close. I was in the crosswalk crossing the street properly and someone blew through the light and came seriously close to killing me.

Just went to the movies a day early

Already the moment of the year. Nothing is topping this. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Spotify must know me well. Every other song they're playing is about smoking weed.

My past 2 DoorDash orders have been delivered to the wrong house.

Never thought I'd be smoking weed legally.

The bus driver just asked me which way to go

I assumed they had a GPS or something. She straight up had a piece of paper with directions.

Now she's going the wrong way

Got a promotion at work. Today's my first day being in a management role.

I miss the baseball jersey era of rap

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