Crazy how every good thing that happens to me is a direct result of my upstanding & honorable character but every bad thing that happens to me is a random stroke of undeserved luck :/

Not if @itachidelrey has anything to say about it

Wow.

idc if you're non binary wake up before 3pm

tail tidy work done

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Guys if you visit the states you have visit them all they're all really unique and have a lot of culture

so there was this thing……

Do people not enjoy helping their friends?

HOW TO RECOGNISE REPLY GUYS: -go to their replies -is there 10+ different women? -congratulations! you've found a reply guy Not sure we need a full exposed thread to figure this one out

Bad news for everyone who does things once in a blue moon

people will remember: -banger tweet with 7 likes

you're telling me a chicken creamed this soup

Stealing oomf's tweet >>>

Oh lord they are multiplying!!! (My boyfriend did it again)

me at work

To everyone getting into dieting:

how it feels to shop for high rise pants