I feel like this holiday season, it's important to remind people of the true meaning of christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more

Them: be like Jesus Me: ok *drinks wine, calls people hypocrites, upsets men in power* Them: not like that Me: 🤷🏽‍♀️

🚫absolutely zero tolerance for transphobes🚫 u CANNOT be my fren if you will not love and protecc trans people OKAY???

American social safety net:

The antidote to Jordan Peterson is having friends and a community.

Imagine being employed, just doing your job, and then a red-pilled megabillionaire creep buys your company, fires you, and brings in Matt Taibbi and Bari Weiss as hired guns to hunt through your work documents for ways to smear you and incite the far-right call for your execution

You've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for-- oh you haven't? It's this little elf doll that parents use to trick their kids into behaving and to instill in them a sense of paranoia from living in a surveillance state. It's cute. Anyway here's my basic pun. You've heard o

I'm not sure how to have useful conversations with single-issue abortion-is-murder voters. Suggestions welcome.

a cabal of twitter executives were secretly in control of twitter

One more time for the people in the back

Krysten Sinema showed you she's nothing but a woman that can be bought. She has no convictions. She only believes in herself and what makes her money. I mean it makes sense, she sold her soul to the devil a long time ago.

elon musk’s account *alone* makes twitter a worse place. It’s so dispiriting that he’s in charge of it. What a huge bummer this has been

"Releasing an arms dealer is bad" Yeah, no shit Sherlock, that's why it was a trade. You do a thing you don't want in exchange for the thing you do want. If you need help with this concept, I know some kids in kindergarten who could spell it out for you