literally all you need is a web browser and a link

Bonding with my Chinese spy about key issues of our time

garland getting hurt is a 100% surefire way to make the rest of the team show up, that shit won't stand

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭why they tried to gaslight us and say project 2025 wasn’t real and it’s dead happening rn😭

it was antifa! i mean it was the fbi! i mean it was us all along but really it wasn't that bad guys! i mean it was the democrats! i mean-

literally what woke means

Trump starts pointless trade war. Canada threatens to retaliate by withholding electricity from the US. Trump’s press sec says this is fine because Jesus didn’t have electricity. Literally the dumbest possible timeline.

who up being sleepy

You cannot make this shit up.

it’s awesome that almost any post can lead to 900 people who talk like this getting really mad at you

why was i tweeting this at 14 i should’ve been watching phineas and ferb

average ancap

LMAO this guy didn't censor a ton of shit that allows him to be doxxed

Holocaust shit

we're cooked

called my dog fat and then he threw up 15 minutes later, now my mom is telling the family I gave him an eating disorder 🤦🏽‍♂️

good evening

you are so stupid, please tell us who made the plan