I live here and can confirm this is true. Something isn’t right here. It honestly looks like they are setting up for a military coup—not an inauguration. Not sure why the most popular U.S President-elect of all time (<—still makes me laugh) requires dictator-grade protection.

if we break up don’t use none of my lingo and delete all the songs i put you on

I’d sell my soul to watch an hour montage of me and my buddies funniest moments.