Fat girls like hashtags because they look like waffles #

@ayekengary @simmy787 LB @thebeefolive ayia napa paid !

@ayekengary @simmy787 @thebeefolive LB Nathan Watts Ayia Napa 2016 memories are better than dreams #noreturn

@simmy787 @ayekengary LB that is not Sally #imposter

@simmy787 yelling into parks that Santa is not real followed by soaking women and children with a water gun #peterpan #buildmeatreehouse

@ayekengary @simmy787 just upped the game by urinating into water gun. #watchoutcivillians #theendisnear

@ayekengary @simmy787 this is real life. Get ready for the #goldenshower

@ayekengary LB @gsimpson_wheels Gregor Burney feeling heartbroken about the dungeon #whatcouncil #onyourchinbitch

It's the beginning of the end. Goodbye civilisation

Don't grow up. It's a trap.

What's on yer piece the day #probablyjam

Falkirk is a weird place. #NinetyPercentGoblins

Don't remember leaving my house last night. Dusk till i die. #dragonsoup #stillhammerd

We're giving away 2 x tickets to Scottish Rugby v Japan thanks to @dovemen. A simply RT is enough to get you entered!

Free entry all night at viper - just say Cammy Gibson at the door!?!😝🎉