These are so Plastic Man-core

Who wants to tell them

Girl, half of them don’t know Jen defeated the MRA and is and has been a staunch ally for decades. They don’t know their own canon is that I’m saying. >.>

“There’s a whole lot eroding of bonds in America right now. Historically, it’s abusers who separate you from your support networks. Love your country; fear your government.”

“Eww I don’t wanna be seen with you!”

“Okay, Kermit, when is it my turn? We can duet ‘It’s Not Easy Being Green’.”

“Because if he stays fictional you can get all the brain chemicals and none of the nitty-gritty relationship crap.”

“OMG. I could never wear this because my skin would detract from it but PLEASE someone who isn’t green red carpet the crap out of this!”

“Throw a party, unless you’re Tony, Jarvis will nicely tell you that only good girls get to stay at the mansion.”

“I mean, it worked for me.”

“Parties are fun.”

“Wait… are you a Carol who never left the military?”

“Schmiel, schmazle…”

“Since when are arachnids bugs? Don’t let Spider-Woman hear you talking like that… she’ll bite your head off. I’m so sorry, it was right there; low hanging fruit, but I couldn’t resist the temptation.”

“It’s a great big multiverse, I used to work for ARMOR, so I’ve been to a lot of different versions of our universe.”

//hey, gang, if you can, please keep Emily the perfume lady in your thoughts today please. She suddenly lost her three year old, seemingly healthy, daughter

“I mean it worked. Gen X is still a big old bunch of book wyrms! Also, gang, I got SO MANY pizzas for ‘Gone with the Wind’ and learned what a carpetbagger was!”

“Seventies horror was people afraid of their children, due to the sixties. 80’s horror was either sci-fi (cause Reagan era) or slashers because stranger danger. 90’s horror was, I mean, I guess there was the people under the stairs right? Modern horror is all fear your neighbor”

“Boston called… it wants to talk to you…”

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