Some Maths jokes and pickup lines for you. Caution: Only use on/for smart people.

"I make school shoes with my own hands, and my name is Esau Valende"

Thank you for all the love and care you have shown my brothers. I didn’t even realise how special they are. I’ll just be walking with them and cracking jokes with them, not even knowing God kept me in the presence of great men. 100% it’s tough for me, but I know it’s even tougher

not kidding i need this to go as viral as the video of millie singing imagine it’s so funny

"Do I look EXACTLY the same?!" 😂

Gaten Matarazzo performing at the US Open 2010

Jumu'ah Mubarak. 🤭💜💜

They’re all grown up already🥲

Ramadan is coming and everything will be okay again ان شاءالله

This Scooby-Doo casting is just perfect 👌

Abeg make nobody die before Wednesday i want to touch Morocco in some ungodly places 🙏

I need money so I can buy cool things like this

The beginning The end

When you’re crossing the road today try look left and right well before you cross abeg Make nobody die before 9pm you must ensure your presence for the kin unholy things i go do Morocco. If you never clock 18 no watch the match abeg🙏

My girl kiekie! Feels soft, knows Soft! 😘

The last few days haven’t been fair to off-campus students during exam. Petrol queues. Reading with torchlights. It couldn’t be ignored. I stepped in, worked with IBEDC to restore power back swiftly because students deserve focus, ease and peace of mind. #TimzyDeyForYou

Timzy dey for us🥹