Hi, ER Doc here. If your nose is bleeding, DO NOT TILT YOUR HEAD BACK. This just makes the blood drip down the back of your throat and you will then swallow and/or choke on it. Pinch the soft part of your nose and TILT YOUR HEAD FORWARD. Please tell your friends about this.

so fresh and so clean for Outkast night

That's the series! #ForTheA

Going to the gym isn’t as fun when you don’t have someone to yell at when they make you do the absolute worst exercises

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON. HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG. GROW UP BRO, GROW UP.

"One of the greatest players to ever put this uniform on." Andruw Jones | #ForTheA

I need this picture signed and framed.

make sure to hydrate

No one talk to me

Standing ovation for World Series champion shortstop Dansby Swanson ahead of his first at-bat back in Atlanta.

Heaven knows I should let go, it’s nothing I don’t already know

Idk why I bother trying anymore

The purge I just did was very much needed

biggest lie you can ever tell a girl is “i’ll call you back”

The new theme song of my life: the one that got away by Katy Perry because that’s all I ever got told by people

goodbye sweet Canadian prince 🇨🇦 #FortheEh

Got nothing to prove

2024 is the year I quit being the only one trying to make things work

Oh no… how sad… how will I ever move on….

I will be listening to 1D until further notice in honor of Liam Payne.