It just occurred to me that Aaliyah said “your love is a one in a million” but there’s 7.9 billion people in the world so is she saying that 7,899 other people can love like you? I don’t like those odds.

Someone screenshot and tweet this.

That feeling when all of your Indiana Pacers jerseys are no longer relevant…😢

BREAKING: Authorities have stopped this Uhaul and detained approximately 20 people. They all have the same type of clothing on. Truck was stopped about 1/8th mile from the pride event. We’re working to get more info from police. KREM 2 NEWS

NEW IPHONE UPDATE HAS MARK UNREAD FOR TEXT MESSAGES! 🤗

Failure is still productive.

I have some disagreement with this…

#NewProfilePic

If you already know all the words to every song in Drake’s new album, I’m concerned…

Whoever filled out a cougar sighting report and wrote "your mother" under the description drop your @ we just want to talk

Man I swear News Year’s Eve was last weekend…

How else are we supposed to discipline them?

Can’t believe how MISS-OH-JENNIK he is…

Kid you not, I just crossed the street downtown to get to my car (not at a crosswalk, admittedly) and a cop car sped up to try to intimidate me in thinking he’d hit both my boyfriend and I. Like engine revving and all. Embarrassing behavior. Wish I would’ve caught a plate number.

But the immigrants…

Dare him to show up at the NCAA Basketball Championship…

Heartbreaking…an extra $400-600 a month if you want your child to go to pre-K, and being implemented in our city’s most poverty-stricken district. Disgusting, rather. HOW do these families ever win?! The cliche answer used to be “education” but they can’t even use THAT anymore

Don’t, buddy. Just don’t.

RIP Alex Pretti and the second amendment. Does MAGA believe in anything?