Sign the petition to save Bethnal Greens Working Men's Club! With just days until the planned closure we have to act fast megaphone.org.uk/petitions/save… via @megaphoneuk

People will say those who work from home don't actually do any work, but I've now boiled the kettle 3 times, and have yet to make myself a cuppa.

Michael Phelps is literally referred to as a freak of nature because of his disproportionate wingspan, double jointed ankles, lung capacity twice that of an average human, body that produces half the lactic acid of a typical athlete, and he is rightly celebrated for being the

Started off my first ever fringe show with the relentlessly likeable Chloe Petts. Self aware and socially critical without being a preachy asshole, the room was a joyful one to be in. Go see it.

Moved to both laughter and (fairy liquid induced) tears by Rob Auton at #EdinburghFringe. What a wonderfully warm and poignant hour.

Enormous crowds of anti-racist demonstrators in Walthamstow.

Awful stuff. This is just half way through 2024. In 2023, men were responsible for 95% of murder carried out on women, and 93% of murders carried out on men. There is a HUGE issue with male violence in this country. theguardian.com/uk-news/ng-int…

If you're not sure if you want children, freeze your eggs. Freeze & share in the UK is free, and you can also help another family in the process. It takes a weight off, and keeps the option there just in case.

A good hair day

In the land of free speech Don't criticise Israel or stand up for Palestine What do Cate Blanchett, Billie Eilish, José Andrés, John Oliver, Gary Lineker, Charlotte Church, and the Oxford University Press have in common? All accused of supporting Hamas by supporters of Israel

Imagine the joy of meeting someone on Twitter 10 years ago and then being at their wedding

Fayed was 'monster enabled by a system that pervaded Harrods', says lawyer representing women. What the investigation into Al Fayed exposes is not only the predatory man he was, but how security/health personnel helped him carry out his sex attacks... ➡️ bbc.co.uk/news/live/c1m9…

Unreal scenes

Christmas New York recommendations for someone (me) who: - has been several times before - is staying in Williamsburg - wants to feel festive

In 2017, I took part in Celebrity Masterchef. I put my first dish down in front of the judges and the cameras paused to reset. In front of everyone, Gregg Wallace told me to tell a colleague at the BBC “that she was a sexy bitch.” No-one said anything. And yes, I did complain.

A self watering spike.....sure, whatever you say.

BREAKING: Ohio lawmakers have proposed a new law that bans men from ejaculating without intent of conception, would fine men up to $10,000 per ejaculation.

7 years since a sweet stranger saw my friend and I in McDonalds at 3am and thought it was poem worthy. Handed this to us as we gnawed drunkenly through our cheeseburgers.