When satire becomes reality: Nearly 100 Babylon Bee joke stories have come true

'The problem isn't that our satire is too close to reality,' Seth Dillon told Fox News. 'It’s that reality is too close to satire, so our jokes keep coming true.'

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Wouldn't it be nice if we could clean up the bribery and corruption going on in DC?

In Jesus Name Amen

The Bible consistently recognizes that when people try to disgrace us because we confess Christ, we are receiving one of the greatest possible blessings-we have been given the privilege of identifying with our Savior. The devil focuses his worst onslaughts on real believers!!

Have a magnificent Monday...

And this Govenor should be arrested for child abuse. Anyone relegating a child to be illiterate purposely should never be in position near children.

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🚨Border agents arrest 16 people on FBI’s terror watchlist at Mexico crossing in February alone!🚨

My Mom turned 90 today. Her baby brother is 77. Being one of 7 children and the 2 parents, she had never heard the words “I Love You” from any of her family, nor did she them. Today, her brother told her he loves her. They are the last 2 alive. NEVER WAIT THAT LONG, love family

Just imagine if the same government that spread Covid was in charge of your drinking water. Almost as bad as our own government 🤣🤣

What is your favorite romantic movie? Guys, don’t be pussies🤣🤣

OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM IS AT A DANGEROUS POINT.
Ethics & Truth mean nothing to this Democrat Party. Their treachery & self-interest has no boundaries. You can’t have a Democracy based on feeding lies to the people—that’s an Authoritarian system where the people are manipulated by the…

Democrats lie with impunity. Their relentless hysteria said Trump would do EXACTLY what Biden’s Presidency has done:

✔️Bring about a fascist police state ? Biden
✔️Put us on the brink of nuclear war? Biden
✔️Tank the economy? Biden
✔️Crooked business deals? #BidenCrimeFamily …

In 1988, Biden withdrew from the Presidential race due to plagiarism & lying. A fawning Media ignores Joe’s blatant #lies but a pathological liar as President hurts America.

“Show me a Liar I’ll show you a thief—both are cut from the same cloth.”

In 1962, this didn’t happen👇🏻

Ain't that the truth...🙄🤭

Biden’s pick to head the FAA (Phillip Washington) withdraws his nomination, but is still the CEO of Denver International Airport. Scary times

#Truth
“The Biden Admin Sucks! You measure it any way you want: Covid, the Economy, Inflation, National Debt, Border, Crime, Cancel Culture, Treating Parents like Domestic Terrorists, Afghanistan, Our Energy Independence now Lost! My God! Biden has been spectacularly AWFUL.”

Zuckerberg spent millions lobbying politicians to close down TikTok. He colluded with the Democrats to censor the Right. I trust him LESS than TikTok.

“This was fueled by lobbyists, paid for by everyone’s toxic, gaslighting ex-boyfriend Zuckerberg who just won’t let us go.”