I cried at the #RaceAcrossTheWorld result - all of them had such a brilliant story (also menopausal as fuck)

Great cause, I’m in! #ChildrenInRead

I am sorry, but what the hell is the point of Police and Crime Commissioners? It is hard to escape the idea that it is a cushy gig for politicians on tail end of their career. IMO the awful events in Ely, Cardiff underscore what a waste of money they can be. [Thread]

I’ve just looked at my son’s chemistry GCSE revision and very supportively told him how the fuck is anyone supposed to know THAT?!

The trophy looks full of gravy, needs chips.

The Foos just noise and Arctics like a Tony Montana pub act. Having said that, loving Glasto.

Only a tiny Stonehenge can save this Guns ‘n Roses set.

By this point of Glasto, anyone carrying someone on their shoulders is either a hero or has a niche interest in sweaty groins.

Paul Macca Wacca Thumbs Aloft is watching. Just an idea, Elton could bring him on instead.

At a Liam Gallagher concert in Milan tonight and my wife disagreed that he'd mention the Champions' League final. 'He won't want to upset anyone..' Well, as he stepped on to the stage, the speakers rang out 'Championes, Championes' Does not give a f""k. As were. JC

Brilliant Liam Gallagher tonight in Milan, apologising for his croaky howling at the blue moon, saying that’s life and asking the Italian crowd if they know who Esther Rantzen is.

Commentators trying to find a weakness to Alcaraz by saying he’s the shortest player in the top 30. Not doing too badly for a 6fter. #Wimbledon

Carlos so young it looks like he still has his milk teeth. #Wimbledon

I’ll just leave this here…

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