I give up man

Creamers RISE UP!!!

Me: Dawg have you seen my Talisman? My Bro, after jump 70 feet in the air: haven’t seen it 😃 Me: Really homie 😑 you haven’t seen my Talisman of Great Leaping? My Bro, leaping away: How could you even ₐₛₖ ₘₑ ₛₒₘₑₜₕᵢₙ ₗᵢₖₑ ₜₕₐₜ 💨🏃‍➡️

really crazy mouse: no one here can match my squeak 👏 Fuck Yes 🙌 do you Guys love this shit or what?

Snapchat News Wow Weekly: We Taught this Chimpanzee About Hawk Tuah and He Learned to Spit on That Thang! 🤯 Pop Pussy: He Is Permanently Brain Damaged from A Fork😢 The Simple Farmer: Beet Crop Proves Promising

Well today sucks. The Makers just added a useless s€x scene with my wife and her yoga instructor :/

Half court shot

white baby. , you can be speaking like that. I know you’re actually mixed white baby

if you feel sad, try pretending your sonic the hedhgehog. it doesnt work though

another unfulfilled biden campaign promise…

Scared mother: My son he .. is choking. Is anyone on this train a doctor? 😱 Me, covering up my ‘I am a doctor’ t-shirt: Fuuuck can somebody help her? 🫣 Mother: 😭 Me, saying my tweet under my breath: girls who get they groceries at the bodega got the worst oussy

They accidentally removed my wisdom teeth instead of my stupidity teeth and now I’m a genuine fucking idiot.

Well, I just did drugs which is an unlikely thing for a Minion to do. Luckily, I’m just joking.

I just don’t understand what I’m doing wrong.