Imagine being the college dean who escorts snipers to the roof to take aim at your own students.

I have been suspended from Cornell University alongside three others for my presence in our encampment. Cornell thinks that picking off four students will be sufficient to destroy our movement. They’re wrong — all they have done is enraged our community.

Do the cops storming colleges not realize that this will only lead to more folk music?

The moon looks crazy tonight... Imma chill out here for a little and just visualize my success n vibe to the scenary

Brooklyn Public Library, tonight

If I wanted to hear this much about some guy being denied access to the Columbia campus I would've gone to NYU!!!

One of my comedy idols Paula Pell is having a moment with Girls5eva so it’s important we revisit this incredible bit

[TJ Mack voice] I loooobe Denber Nugget basketball. When I am watching basketball and I am watching Denber and I am so happy.

everyone’s posting clips of Conan being a great, lovable guy, but I haven’t seen anyone post this cruel character Conan does where he turns into an evil city slicker whenever he’s around Jack McBrayer, including playing Deuling Banjos which forces Jack to clog against his will😔

Walmart's check-out machines have allegedly been inflating the weight of groceries.

The corporate giant is settling a class-action lawsuit accusing them of overcharging for food.

The suit claims they inflate food weight, mislabel produce, and more.

you smoke weed, right, Pete?

saw dickie greenleaf at the st regis in rome

anon pls

likely place for him to be

Just thought I’d re-post this old photo of our dog Darby being too lazy to get up when the mail was dropped on him through the door-slot.

State Farm is quietly dropping 72,000 insurance policies in recent wildfire areas in California. Climate change is creeping up from every direction.

i don't know if people now even realize that prince, david bowie and bruce springsteen were all enormously uncool for most of the '90s and had to come out the other side of that to achieve timeless unassailable coolness

At no point in this video from the Jimmy Buffett tribute at the Hollywood Bowl can you possibly predict who they will show next

This might be my single favorite Far Side just because it illustrates how Larson could tell a full story without an ounce of fat on it

Eric Adams: in New York our earthquakes have swag. The only shake we know is the Harlem shake. It may have been a 4.8 but some people register a four point hate on my Richter scale. I think I was Richter in a past life [sees kid hitting vape] what’s that, some sorta crack pipe?

AI this, AI that... Some of you should be keeping A closer I on your waistbands

🚨Hostages are having their legs amputated from being zip-tied by all 4 limbs for months; they're being forced to defecate in diapers & fed through straws.

Those are Gazan hostages at Israel's Sde Teiman 'concentration camp', so you won't see one word about it in Western media🧵