Benoit Blanc's Bathtime Hat (@lasthumanwales) 's Twitter Profile
Benoit Blanc's Bathtime Hat

@lasthumanwales

Dan, 34, Welsh 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿, trans 🏳️‍⚧️, stepdad, tired.

Married to ❤️ : @battleduck72

ID: 1406348159266267141

calendar_today19-06-2021 20:29:22

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We have a lot of pieces of art by Brambledown Designs #SBSWinner, but the most prominent ones are these two gorgeous prints of Crowley and Aziraphale from Good Omens, and the authors of that book, Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, which are either side of an archway #ShowUsYourBrambles

We have a lot of pieces of art by <a href="/brambledowndes1/">Brambledown Designs #SBSWinner</a>, but the most prominent ones are these two gorgeous prints of Crowley and Aziraphale from Good Omens, and the authors of that book, Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, which are either side of an archway #ShowUsYourBrambles
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Accidental barbenheimer for work today (since its the holidays I'm the career woman and he's home with kiddo...) 💅💗💣

Accidental barbenheimer for work today (since its the holidays I'm the career woman and he's home with kiddo...) 💅💗💣
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Been wearing platform boots as Käärijä for a con all day, took one off and audibly squeaked in surprise at how much shorter I suddenly was on one side...

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Despite the cosplay adventures, somehow panda eyed,soggy and distressed, waiting with Ducky for the RAC guy to fix the car is the most Käärijä (or at least Jere) I've ever looked...

Despite the cosplay adventures, somehow panda eyed,soggy and distressed, waiting with <a href="/battleduck72/">Ducky</a>  for the RAC guy to fix the car is the most Käärijä (or at least Jere) I've ever looked...
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Funniest thing walking round Whitby, is all the family groups that are two or three people in regular summer clothes, and one (1) goth.

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Second time seeing this guy singing and playing the accordion with his puppet - Wife: He's still at it... Me: The puppet won't let him stop. Wife: ... Thanks, now you made it weird. (He's really good incidentally)

Second time seeing this guy singing and playing the accordion with his puppet -
Wife: He's still at it...
Me: The puppet won't let him stop.
Wife: ... Thanks, now you made it weird.

(He's really good incidentally)
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Got home with an absolutely rotten head cold (is it flu? is it the rona? who fuckin' knows), off the back of a Maccies double espresso with six sugars. It's 3am and I'll be becoming a corpse now.

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Walking along the beach, I feel my wife slip her hand into the back pocket of my jeans. I then feel that she's left something in there. I investigate, and it's this. Darling, what the fuck?

Walking along the beach, I feel my wife slip her hand into the back pocket of my jeans. I then feel that she's left something in there.
I investigate, and it's this.
Darling, what the fuck?
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We're watching The Parent Trap, and my wife just pointed out that I regularly dress like Dennis Quaid does in this movie these days... I'm having a goddamn crisis.

We're watching The Parent Trap, and my wife just pointed out that I regularly dress like Dennis Quaid does in this movie these days... I'm having a goddamn crisis.
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My lovely wife bought me new boots, and I'm now acutely aware of the fact that I apparently walk funny and keep kicking my left foot with my right without even noticing, as evidenced by the marks my right boot has put on my left 😭

My lovely wife bought me new boots, and I'm now acutely aware of the fact that I apparently walk funny and keep kicking my left foot with my right without even noticing, as evidenced by the marks my right boot has put on my left 😭
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My wife (Ducky ) on possible stand ins for our son's radio show. "You could replace yourself with a pebble... And then decide not to after all. You'd be like 'Nah, I don't wanna rock DJ...'"

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General weirdness, off brand clothes, not living in the tiny village I went to primary school in and thus not living on the same street as anyone else, not being related to anyone else at school, weird inexplicable accent, being too quiet, etc. ect....

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To aching bones I've an aversion, And so, hidden Upon my person, Is an ingenious, secret cure, No charm, bone, crystal Or feathered lure, Not flower, root, bark, Tincture or bud, Instead I hide A stolen spud #potatopoetry