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Stand Down. Pre-order yours from now until November 15th. LastStandMedia.Store

It's a good thing this a pre-order, or we would already be sold out. You only have two weeks left to get your order in! LastStandMedia.Store

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We've pre-sold 437 pieces of Stand Down merch so far. You could be number 438. 2 days left to order! LastStandMedia.Store

I don't want to scare you but today (Friday) is the last day to pre-order your Stand Down shirts and hoodies. These won't be stocked in our store, and it's unlikely we'll run another order in the future. Don't miss out! LastStandMedia.Store

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Classic Sacred Symbols shirts are back in stock, along with a new blue variant of the Stealth Sacred tee! Also, we have a very limited amount of leftover Stand Down shirts and hoodies. This is your last chance, so act fast! LastStandMedia.Store

Season's Greetings and Salutations! The Holiday Sacred Sweatshirt preorder is now live on the store for the next two weeks. Go get em! laststandmedia.store/products/pre-o…

New shirts alert! The Stealth Sacred Symbols tee returns in a brand new color: Navy Blue Frost! And after numerous requests, the Stand Down tee makes a comeback! Find them both and more at laststandmedia.store

Our Black Friday sale is here! Enjoy 10% off your entire order at LastStandMedia.Store until Monday at 11:59 p.m. EST. All items in the store are included! No code required. Discount will apply at checkout.