I am watching in real time as my squishy son consciously pushes himself to accelerate physical training so he can help his mama when she takes a bit more time. He's not even a month old and he is already a warrior. How did I get so lucky?

I spent virtually my whole life not speaking my mind after brutally being punished over and over for it. I'm going to fix that and give a better example for my boy. Thank God for my wife for helping me see it

Have the gates of death been shown to you? Have you seen the gates of the deepest darkness?

Just stopped a marching group of protestors so they would make way for my wife and bébé. Ngl that was a good dad moment

"I'm more retarded than you to be honest." -the retarded man I'm a caretaker for. Thanks buddy

*smirk

H e m e l t e d

Bro be like

Kevin Quintero Primero la familia, a continuación la familia y después la familia. Y ya luego, el trabajo

There's this tendency, especially on the left, to act exasperated and above any critical perception of your worldview. A response is beneath you. Weak willed, highly agreeable or highly neurotic people will lap this up as a substitute for a sense of meaning

guys I'm scared what if I wake up and I look like the Liver King

"The enemy stand user could be anyone..."

American anime girl who runs to school with a whole burger in her mouth