"Funny Sayings: Dear thighs, help out the needy. Sincerely, boobs." Leonore Prinsloo lvj :) x hehe

I hate when I put food in the microwave & it starts makin explosive noises so I check and it's cold like why you gotta play me like that.

"Funny Tweets ☔️🌨☃️: If I was dating myself, I would surprise myself with Starbucks every morning and it would be adorable." Lienke♡ x liefde :D

"That feeling when you don't want to go to bed because you don't want tomorrow 2 happen" Annanchia Lienke♡ Strongs met skeinat liefstes x

"funny tweets:How girls put on their pants:Left leg,Right leg,Wiggle, Wiggle,Twerk,Jump,Jump,Squat, Stretch,Done:D!@ElzandreKruger lvj ha x

Dear McDonald's, thank you for not selling hot dogs. I don't think I could order a McWiener with a straight face.

Broccoli: "I look like a tree." Walnut: "I look like a brain." Mushroom: "I look like a umbrella." Banana: "I don't like this game."

"What a lovley evening , I promise I do love you " #jyisdiebeste ♡ Lienke Pelser

"Steve Stifler: I want the job where you push scared skydivers out of planes.."Bernadette. #funny

#elsabevlotmanlookalikenr3 hehe ;) xx lief ju Elsabé

"girl posts: me 300 times a day: im so done"Lienke Pelser Bernadette