Look at the crowds greeting Harry as he arrived & left. Meanwhile Workshy & Peroxide’s little staged ‘visit’ looked awkward, empty, & dry — no well-wishers, no warmth, nothing. This is what we’ve been saying: forcing Meghan & Harry out will go down as the RF’s biggest fumble.🤷🏻

The lazy duo are probably already scheming how to copy this exact shot for their next staged ‘engagement’… scheduled sometime next year when they can finally be arsed to leave the sofa.🤷🏻

Looking at these pics, the workshy duo should just put the wig in a bonnet, grab their housecoat & PJs, & crawl back to bed. Harry’s dominated the global news cycle for 24hrs straight —no last-minute ‘engagement’ or wig reveal can compete. Look at the excitement from the crowd👏🏻

The sibling should’ve just stayed at the pub or in bed — far less embarrassing than that flop of an outing. Cue the emotional support polls to convince us anyone cares.🥱

I thought they were broke? 🤔

Prince Harry’s done more meaningful work in a few days than his older sibling & peroxide wife have managed all year — donations, awards, Ukraine, the lot. Meanwhile the other sibling… had tea at the Women’s Institute. Derangers, is this your future king?

My mate in Chicago ordered this jam for me, since I’m in the UK. It sold out, but the #AsEver team were on it —refund sorted & promised I’d still get it once restocked. After weeks of delays with customs & forwarding, she’s finally here. Now waiting on the wine, tea & crêpe mix😁

Happy birthday to the people’s ONLY prince — Harry, the Duke of Sussex. His existence alone sends racist, buck-toothed, jobless parasites into convulsions😂. Keep slaying dragons, bruv!

The ‘shoo’ heard round the world 😂. Camilla looked her dead in the face and went: ‘Piss off, Melania and I are talking here.’ Cold as ice. 🥶 #WindsorCastle

Meghan Sussex in 🌞California, in her garden, probably sipping As Ever rosé — unbothered, glowing, free. Across the pond, they’re stuck playing nice with a 34-count felon amongst other things. To that I say: hip hop hooray! PS: Camilla’s ‘shoo’ was the 🍒 on top. #WindsorCastle

Derangers hating on Meghan Sussex while she’s front row at Balenciaga in Paris is pure comedy. She’s sipping rosé under flashbulbs while they’re refreshing YouTube analytics praying for a ten-quid payout. Keep crying into the void, babes — Meg can’t even hear you over the cameras

Meghan Sussex keeps levelling up her empire, and the derangers and royalists are still online having daily aneurysms over a woman who doesn’t even know they exist. Their unhinged little tantrums? Absolute chef’s kiss entertainment. 😂

It honestly pains me to see a “father” teaming up with the same media who’ve caused his daughter so much hurt — all for money, on a global stage. Meghan’s only “crime” was marrying someone she loves. My heart goes out to the Sussexes. I can’t imagine how any of us would cope

As if people in wheelchairs aren’t able to travel🙄. What Samantha Markle really meant was, “For the right price, I’ll be there.”

Don’t even think about it, Kate! 🙁🙄