Lana the 🥨 (@lanaryderxxx) 's Twitter Profile
Lana the 🥨

@lanaryderxxx

21+ NSFW 🇹🇹🇻🇪 • LEGO lover💕• naked foodie 🍱 • entertainment for naughty grownups 😜 professional supervillain • booking: [email protected]

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Anyone have any Netflix or Hulu recommendations for me? I’m laying here with my leg elevated, waiting on some supplies to get delivered and I need something to watch so I’m not focusing on how much pain I’m in.

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You’re not my number one fan if you’ve spent exactly 0.00 and now you’re asking me for a date. Change your name back to time wasting Chicago man because that’s what you are!

Cora Harrington (@coracharrington) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I think being comfortable with - no, actually enjoying - how you look w/out laid hair, nails, lashes, makeup, etc. is important for self esteem. Your natural state is not lesser. There’s nothing wrong w/ wearing makeup. There is something wrong w/ looking down on folks who don’t.

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Ankle update: still very swollen and it’s hard to move around, it’s especially painful to go from laying down with it elevated to sitting omg 😭

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Thinking about pot roast, mac and cheese, and green beans. I’m amazing at making all three things but I cannot stand up long enough to make it happen today because my ankle is still SO SWOLLEN 😭

Top Tier Tits - XBIZ Miami 2025 (@toptiertits) 's Twitter Profile Photo

DC law enforcement alert: There’s lots of law enforcement activity in the Columbia Heights neighborhood this morning. Police seem to be targeting delivery drivers on scooters. I just personally witnessed them briefly detain a woman before letting her go. The police had a huge

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I cannot comfortably contort myself to get more pics of my ankle which is sort of concerning to me but I could take some nudes so I posted those over on OF with a little update about my next live show 😬

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Not to be too controversial on Twitter but I think the not cooking for men discourse is weird because the only way you don’t want to cook for a man you’re dating is because you either don’t like cooking or you don’t like him 😬 possibly both.

Gerard P. Basso (@mithepatriot) 's Twitter Profile Photo

An this is exactly why my mother brought up her boy children the way she did and would always say.. "no woman cyah cut no style on my boy children"... Sidenote: men are better cooks/chefs anyway 😜 #LoveLanguage : Food #StayInYuhLane and away from me yes.. (those kinds)

Drakkma s (PCB) (@71drakkma) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I do not expect every woman to cook for me.... I do 99% of my own cooking.... But I do spoil and pamper the women that do cook for me... 😉

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Raining in Chicago and I’m not getting cuddled right now!!! 😔 gonna get violently high and post something on OF I guess.