The internet has convinced so many of y'all that you deserve the best without becoming better.

When other Egyptian first borns died and yours didnt yet you have an Israelite neighbor

~ Less is always more with aso ebi. Some of you want one dress to showcase every style you’ve ever seen. You treat it like a design buffet. By the time you step out, the dress is confused and fighting itself, and you the wearer look stressed Editing is part of fashion. Gosh 🤦🏽‍♀️

When someone says "eww, what's that smell" but my 72hr deodorant still has 7mins left so I know it isn't me

Ludwig Mies van Der Rohe

Mom: Did you forget to warm the food?it looks spoilt Big sis: Sorry ma,I forgot to warm it this morning. Mom: this girl , you're too careless,okay just warm it up and give Lucky Lucky:

I think I know how tankers can pass through the Strait unharmed.

AgunecheMbah

They will lie to you that Fela was the only artiste who was touring America, small small truth go come outside.

"It's so hard to control kids in public" African mom:

And vice versa.

Thank God burnaboy never serious with islam E for use Timberland match anybody wey no give am space here

E don dey let you know incase you later see igbo for him hand

hey guys, this is the first time i’m asking for help on twitter 😭 my dad is having his first ever solo art exhibition at the national museum, lagos. it’ll mean a lot to me and to him if you could spare some time to come around, if you’re a lover of art. details are below 🙏🏽

Demas Nwoko photographed by me in his bedroom and home in Asaba for AD Middle East Truly an honor 🙏🏾

When your sister forces you to spend time with her new boyfriend

– if e never clear, pray – if e later clear, still pray no matter what, never stop praying

🎥 : When Your Grandchild Mentions Asake in 2070.

Ngl, he smoked AG. He smoked Buju in Kilometer. He was on an insane run. That Mohbad p affected his career like mad