just failed the try not to piss challenge

Try not to piss challenge

i failed the try not to piss challenge 💀

Try not to piss challenge

Is Rick Of Morty Going To Jail 🥵

I kinda give off a Ernest Borgnine vibe that society just ain’t ready for 😂🤫🤯

Gary Numan- The Pleasure Principle (1979)

In exactly 1 month I will be in Tokyo, where I won’t be thinking about the Eagles at all

Men be like “shamone a-HEE hee, whOOO!”

I miss when Twitter was just Ed Balls, Horse ebooks, and weird alt comedy guys who later went insane. What happened??!

Try Not To Piss Challenge

Try not to piss challenge

My plan to get famous: 1. Get cast on reality show 2. Pick my nose all through filming. Crew has no usable footage of me without my finger in my nose. 3. When fans notice me, I smile and put my finger in my nose. This becomes my thing, like Subway Jared with the big pants

Fun record! Get it for your backyard party 🎉

This next post will be my last ever on Twitter.

Me when I walk up the street to work in my tight khakis, checking out my own ass in the reflection of the storefront windows

Try Not to Piss Challenge