Hideous. The designs also omit all the boarded up shops.

Ten years on from the independence referendum, Scotland is still run by a Numptorium of kooky grievance-mongering anglophobes. We have the highest taxes in the U.K. and the most pernicious laws against freedom of speech. It's almost as though we lost the referendum.

Beautiful day in the office.

Yep. However your government are like ours. They don't want to leave the gravy train behind and start taking responsibility. If Nexit is ever instigated, you'll have all the same battles we did, and your politicians will make it meaningless like ours did.

Nose ring = bovine stupid. Works every time.

No, you're the flies coming to feast on the vomit.

I'm shocked to see you've come out on the side of the Jew hating Hezbollah mate. Truly I am. Wow. Very unexpected. Also, guess what colour the text on the pager screens was just before they went bang? White.

Train drivers now earn enough to be considered "rich" by the Labour Party. There's method in their madness.

Well that will take a room full of Mensa members to work out.

All very well but Anas Sarwar is just Humza MKII. There is no better Scotland until we #AbolishHolyrood and free hardworking Scots from endless financial and constitutional harassment. #EndDevolition #NewEnlightenment

Yes, this.

Pagers yesterday. Walkie-Talkies today. Goat arses tomorrow. Tough times.

This judge needs his hard drive checked.

They'll need to formally opt out of the EU for that.

All the NGOs are engaged in speed wanking over the aid budget and the mythical "£22bn black hole." They needn't worry. Pulling the bath plug on our finances for foreign boondoggles is what this government will do best.

Home Office spends £36m on private boats to pick up Channel migrants. Funny how money’s never a problem when it comes to migrants. Only when it’s to keep an old lady warm does it become an issue. thetimes.com/uk/article/hom…

Rolls Royce have been invited to build small modular reactors in the Czech Republic. Years of dither from the Tories and now the clown show from Miliband ensures we'll never likely see any here.

Yes, but now that the authors of the devolution shit show are back in charge, it's a diminishing prospect.

Somewhere in the multiverse, the UK government has shut down the GLA, abolished the Mayoralty, and placed a statue of Queen Elizabeth II on the 4th plinth.