Don’t be that uncle who almost bought land on Kiambu Road when it was going for 100k an acre.

I can’t help it. Had to test out this mask and I LOVE how the whimsical fairy lights have taken it from meh to brilliant.

Sold✅️✅️

3 acres. 3 friends. 1.799M. Each an acre. Who moves first? Tag your friends. 📍 Laikipia West. 📞or WhatsApp 0743 505 707

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Laikipia Ranches Nyeri ni kubwa. Side gani for those who want to go back home?

Apa unaeza ninasa

Bless your heart, Sincerely.

Marmanet. 📍 Laikipia West

A scene from Apocalypto. Love it

Would life feel different if you had your own place in the country to disappear to? 📍 Laikipia

Pay creatives.

Here. 📍 Nyeri.

Progress ✅️✅️

Your friends are buying land without YOU.

Laikipia or Nothing. 📍 Ngobit. 📸 𝒽ℯ𝓁𝒾𝓊𝓂

For 30m here's what I'll do . Ring up Laikipia Ranches for 8 acres river front 8m Ring up Mrs.Smith🏳 for some nice 2 acres overlooking naivasha 6m Get 2 apartments za tsavo apo 5m Bado Niko na some neat 9m Sasa apa tuanze mushezo Get 2 trucks za sinotruck H2 6m Nmebaki na 3m

Hello,Mr Bill Ackman.