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You're so fucking right for the first time in your whole life!!!! Say it LOUDER.... For your followers in the back..... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Now where's my daddy? You promised he'd be home soon. When is soon? Soon is over already.

Update: Hubs just sent a VN saying that they've got him on drips and he's very dopey.... They will send him for CT scan first thing tomorrow morning and then the dr will discuss it further. So..... we wait. And pray In the meanwhile, I've found the keys to the safe. Ciao

Was the corn used as bait? 🤔

This.

Sweet dreams, you guys Stay warm. Stay safe. Be blessed. And remember your prayers tonight. Just say "thank you". The rest, He knows

For real....... she's real. Ermmmmmmmm..... Nothing fishy about having a birthday every day.... but one moment blonde, the next brunette..... then has one leg .... then has both legs Jirrrrrrrrrr. Gullible much? He's a freaking idiot sitting in a sleazy motel, FFS 🤣🤣

Good morning bahlali Spotty in da house👌🏿 #Myoffice 📍KNP

Update: just got an unexpected visit at hospital from my moeksie! We went for coffee and a cappuccino. Walked her to the car. Came back. Nurse in charge said hubs has just been taken to theatre. Then ran down the hall with me hot on her heels... in time to give him a hug

Hubs' fellow inmate is here because his neighbour tried to kill him.... both his legs are crushed But he's eating well.... very good appetite..... & snoring SO loudly that it could wake the babies in the maternity ward miles from here.... and the farts. Oh. My. Hat.

This.....

Update: Hubby is out of surgery! Everything went well. He was very glad to see me. But he's in a lof of pain Thank you so much, my twitter family for all your good wishes, prayers and love ❤️

Freezing my gat off But so happy, I can just shit a brick Does that even make sense? I don't know Don't care

"Comfortably numb"....which would also make a fucking awesome tattoo.

I just got a WhatsApp message from hubby. And it made me happy ... and worried He's never that nice to me 🤔

God help us 🙏🏼 Kameeldrift is not a place to farm.

When I bought this, I was told to conform..... an eagle.... or a herd of elephants.... or a umbrella thorn with kudu.... 😒 A wild dog or a dazzle of zebra? A tower of giraffe? I don't think so. 🙄 What did you expect from me?

I can't wait to see how the hair and nail salons are in the Slowveld Do they automatically give you a perm and purple rinse? Do they even know how to fade (shave) my head, or will I be banned? Are there any proper nail colours other than "nude"/beige or French manicures?